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Hey Kids,

I didn't make it to the track meet last week. I had to many errands and the weather was crazy. The gang and I did go out last Saturday night. We were headed to Leon's club, but the 200 pesos to get in was not the answer. Moreover, Shaniqua did not want to leave her car in that area. So we threw caution to the wind and headed to the lesbian bar, Amazonia. What a refreshing change! Their were straight couples, gay boys and their friends, lesbians of course and all had a great time. It was nice to be in comfortable atmosphere where you could be yourself. Their was not any attitude, no crowds and no rent boys. The show started on time at 2:00, and it was fabulous. Three performers did two songs each, they were awesome. Special kudos tothe performer who did two Beyonce songs. She rocked the house.

On Sunday we were headed to some waterfalls in the northeast section of the country, the weather prevented that. So we headed for Bayaguana, a small river town about 2 hours away form Santo Domingo. Once we arrived, the skies opened again and the river became very intense rapids. We chilled under the large covering where lots of beer was being consumed and everyone was dancing. The place was packed for such bad weather. As we were hanging out checking out the crowd. A group of guys decided to have a big dick contest down on the rocks by the river. Of course once I saw the first dick, further investigation was needed. About 6 six guys gathered to show off what God gave them. Now this was is plain view of everyone near the river. I believe gallons of Brugal was the fuel for this spectacle. Once the Hatian guy pulled out his dick, the contest was over. No lie, from my guestimation from about 10 feet away, I was looking at 13 to 14 inches and it was as thick as the trunk on a baby elephant. I almost fainted. After that show the crowd broke up.

Back on top of the hill, by the bar something curious happened. I noticed 3 couples dancing very close. You say what's so special about that. Well, they were all women. I'm not talking about middle school dancing. These girls were grinding like a Madonna video. I mean kisses on the neck, grouping of the breasts. it was great. I really could not believe it and no one seemed to care. People were drinking and eating and minded their own business. What really made this odd was the whole time I was observing this, Richard had been holding my hand and stroking my leg in plain view of everyone. Was this a very tolerant crowd? Were people just that drunk? I don't know, but I know I will be returning to the river for some fun on a sunny day.

I thought my time in DR was coming to a close and I was headed back to New York, but things change. I have taken a job with a marketing firm here and will be here for a while. New York called, but I was not ready to go back just yet. I have some unfinished business and some new opportunities here in the DR. I love telling you of my adventures and people I have met on my journey around the island. I appreciate all of your comments. The pic is my friend Leo from New York, what a hottie.